Want me to call your Mom up and call her a Bojo ?
Or do you prefer I make pretend I am Kramer's friend from California ?

Whatever message you want me to leave for you on your voicemail, or someone else's just make sure to let me know specifically what you want me to say and I will freak it from there...

Even if you want me to prank someone... Haha, nothing to malicious now.

** Oh, and make sure to choose the " Voice & Video Messaging ( ONLY ) " delivery option during check out ...